i'm rather indifferent on the larger issue here. but on a purely visual tact... if the devil did whip up a mortal manifestation, wouldn't this make the top 5 cut?

hmmm. yes. a contrived sartrerian identity triangle. a furrypromophic of serrated adenoma, sessile serrated adenoma, and hyperplastic polyp.

countessa spake thus
drink deeply from life, death may be very, very salty